[Regifortis]

It wasn't surprise at Will that made Steve gape. Steve was being outmaneuvered in sexuality by a man old enough to be his grandfather. He honestly hadn't been more embarrassed by another person in his life. And he was feeling that way as a man heavily pregnant with what could be aliens for all they knew.

"...Y-Yeah, toys would go over well..." He struggled to keep his composure. "They're kinky; they'll eat it up. Food is obvious: phallic and fattening. Messy can go over well, but we can't do too much of that; cleaning it up slows the action down no matter how you look at it. Dildos..." Steve expected a 'sure' or 'no', not an in-depth discussion of dildos and sex toys. He started to feel dizzy from the atmosphere, but at least he wasn't being scolded. "I honestly never used one, so we'll have to just figure out what would work. I think I can use a pretty big one, though, after shoving a 9-pound infant out of my ass. I'm sure I can work out what would fit and not cause any damage."

Steve checked the time: half an hour until his German fans came online. "I think that's about it. I don't like leather or gimp masks, so I'm just drawing the line there for my own sake. Yeah. I think we're good for now."