[Regifortis]

"The first is fine: I'm too full and tired to throw anything anyway. The second won't work if you're including shade in that description. As for the third..." Steve gently squeezed Will's arm. "If you didn't, I would be very upset."

Steve belched, unintentionally punctuating the conversation with that. "I'm setting such a bad example for the children." Then he poked his bloated belly, getting a few playful kicks in response. Some more playful than others. "Oof! Bad idea, bad idea..."