08-11-2016, 09:10 AM
"Well, ooh... it's about my cousin. He's just turned eighteen, so he's ripe and ready for marriage. He's started to be taken in by those men's rights activists, too -- going to marches and all that. I was wondering if you could help hook him up with someone? Once he's got a ring on his finger and a bun in the oven, he might settle down."