[OrangeFanta]

The fools performance continued. "Oh how this is the stuff of a poor fools dream!" he cackled. "A pregnant man! We all know of the majesty of the royal schlong, but who would have guessed that it could knock up anything!. Oh how I wish to be fat with child like the prince. Lord knows the guards have tried!" He bent over and pointed his bubble butt at the closest guard and gave it a pat. The guard shifted nervously. "Poor thing, he's as shy as he is hung!. Might I touch the royal ball of princes?" Without warning the fool somersaulted over to Emmett and placed both hands on the sides of his belly. He pressed his ear to it. Armand gave the fool a disapproving look and the fool mocked terror. He back-handspringed away and landed with arms outstretched. "I am happy to report to the court that there is at least one baby in there! The king done good he did!" The court applauded.

Armand stood up, his cock pushing against the front of his pants. The fool was always able to arouse the king. That's why he was allowed so many liberties in court. "And there is the regal baby-wand now, in all its... regalness." The fool shouted.

Unfazed, the king said, "This is a joyous occasion. The the drinking and dancing commence!" The court cheered again. Royal waiters began passing out cups of mead and the band began playing. The nobles and merchants of the court began mingling and dancing. Armand turned to Emmett. "How are you holding up? I'm sure you are not used to scrutiny like this."