05-26-2014, 12:10 AM
"Well, at least we know the wet patches on your shirt are water...for now," I giggle, knowing that making a joke is the best way to play things these days.
I hold open the door for you and follow behind as we enter the yoga class room. There are a few more pregnant men here than there were the last time we came to the class but even the most heavily pregnant can't hold a candle to your belly. We move over to a corner where I help you take off your sweatpants to reveal your maternity yoga pants, designed to cradle the baby bump for minimum impact during exercise. Unfortunately, they weren't designed for an overdue bump housing 10lb+ twins and, during the car ride, the waist band has rolled down beneath your belly. I reach down and grab the material, hauling it up over your gravid orb, careful not to let it rest on your protruding belly button which has become uber sensitive over the past few weeks.
I hold open the door for you and follow behind as we enter the yoga class room. There are a few more pregnant men here than there were the last time we came to the class but even the most heavily pregnant can't hold a candle to your belly. We move over to a corner where I help you take off your sweatpants to reveal your maternity yoga pants, designed to cradle the baby bump for minimum impact during exercise. Unfortunately, they weren't designed for an overdue bump housing 10lb+ twins and, during the car ride, the waist band has rolled down beneath your belly. I reach down and grab the material, hauling it up over your gravid orb, careful not to let it rest on your protruding belly button which has become uber sensitive over the past few weeks.