C Unexpectedly Unexpected [closed with whoknows]

[xxjadeexx]

Stewart was in the walk in closet he shares with his partner and he was trying to figure out what to wear. He picked out his favourite t-shirt and pair of jeans. He brought them to the bed, he started to put on his t-shirt and he didn’t notice anything different with it. Then he puts on his jeans and he noticed they felt tight around his stomach. He became whiny and he said out loud, “Not my jeans! BABY!”