The Soldier and The Governor ((With bhdire8 and Lovebite))

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"Eww is that pee or birth fluid. Either way, keep it in your pants, or better yet, keep it inside you. My advice is to stop trying to get that pants off. I think your hip had widened enough to make it impossible to remove unless you ripped it." Caesar watched, frowning when he noticed that patch of wetness. As they travelled to further away from the city, the road had gotten bumpier and even with the best carriage, they had both got thrown in midair when a particularly big rock was hit. "Hey steady!" Caesar knocked on the window to instruct the chaffeur. "Sorry master." The chaffeur replied.