04-03-2012, 07:34 AM
Joel reclined in a chair, watching the man change his positions between squatting and sitting until several gushes of fluid came out of him and the man gasped, his wrists straining against the cuffs on the birthing bar.
Joel decided that he wouldn't help the man this time, feeling that because the man had already done this once, and all the eggs had turned out well, he would be able to do this again. The man was red-faced by the time he hit the 5-minute mark, but there were no signs of eggs coming out any time soon.
Joel decided to spice things up a little bit.
"Did you realize that your belly is bigger this time round?"
The man nodded and groaned, another contraction gripping him.
"Well, there are at least 50 eggs in there now, and they're bigger because the berries are grown and harvested by myself, and the eggs should all be much bigger than the last batch."
Joel decided that he wouldn't help the man this time, feeling that because the man had already done this once, and all the eggs had turned out well, he would be able to do this again. The man was red-faced by the time he hit the 5-minute mark, but there were no signs of eggs coming out any time soon.
Joel decided to spice things up a little bit.
"Did you realize that your belly is bigger this time round?"
The man nodded and groaned, another contraction gripping him.
"Well, there are at least 50 eggs in there now, and they're bigger because the berries are grown and harvested by myself, and the eggs should all be much bigger than the last batch."