08-16-2016, 03:28 AM
"Ooh, so you're callin' me fat, huh?" Fenris made a feigned sound of hurt at the comment. "You wouldn't have the will to walk around either if you were carrying this thing around with you all the time." He wiggled teasingly on top of Darren. "Imagine carrying like... one of your cannon balls around with you all day. Come to me after that and tell me you wanna walk." Fenris looked back at Darren expectantly but narrowed his eyes at the final observation. "Uh, there's not gonna be any cutting, big egg or not." At least Fenris hoped there wouldn't have to be any cutting. That wasn't really safe not was it clean and Fenris would rather go through laboring for hours instead of the process of being sliced open and stitched back together with risk of infection. Nope. "Why're you so touchy?" Fenris questioned, smiling stupidly at the kiss to his fingers. Fenris hummed thoughtfully before he opened his mouth to speak. "Do you ever plan on finding someone like that one day? An actual lover, I mean."