[BarefootAndPregnant]

Stephen cursed. "For God's sake, who's that? Tristan, go find out who that is. I'm getting dressed."

Still in his boxers and oversized T-shirt, Tristan went to the door. It was Shane, one of Stephen's friends. "Hey man, how have you been? You can come in I guess, Stephen is just getting dressed. He'll be down in a minute." 

Still feeling irritated, Stephen waddled downstairs in a paternity T-shirt, baggy shorts, and flip-flops. Tristan can't resist commenting on his outfit.