[BarefootAndPregnant]

Still feeling irritated, Stephen waddled downstairs in a paternity T-shirt, baggy shorts, and flip-flops. Tristan can't resist commenting on his outfit.

Taking one look at what Stephen is wearing, Tristan playfully teases him. "You wanna just wear a neon sign over your head that says 'I got knocked up'? Cuz that's basically what you're doing with that outfit." He tries to not let the hypocrisy get to him, knowing  that he's going to be just as big in a couple months time. 
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"Oh, bite me," Stephen snaps. "Hey, Shane."