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An Odd Story of Man and Magic. A fantasy RP. (FINISHED)

"We mages have to train ourselves in dexterity, among other things. Mostly though, we train our minds, not our bodies. That's a big reason behind why we're so… squishy."

"So that means Aiden's there for everything Astien does, right?"

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"I like squishy," Marius teased.

"Pretty much."
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Astien laughed. "I'd say I fit that description. Especially right now!"

"So whatever Astien does or experiences, Aiden does too, right?"

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Marius chuckled.

"I guess."
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"The Guild of Arcane Combatants once considered recruiting me as a battle healer, you know. But they said I was too green, too squishy, even by mage standards."

"So my question is this: when Marius and Astien have sex, are they technically having a threesome?" Delas asked, apparently completely unaware of what he'd just said.

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"I think you're the right amount of squishy."

Cormac's face went blank as he just stared at Delas.
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Astien just chuckled. "Whaaaat? What's that mean?"

"I think it's a valid question."

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"Exactly what I meant," Marius chuckled. "I'm glad you're 'too squishy', otherwise we might not have met."

"That...That was a really weird question."
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"Well then so am I." He leaned in and kissed Marius.

"I think it's something to think about."

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Marius kissed back as he continued to clean Astien.

"I'd rather not think about it, thank you very much."
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Once they were done bathing, Astien went through his clothes, trying to find something appropriate to wear. "I don't think I have anything nice enough to wear."

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"I think Wyn sent you a nice shirt or something," Marius said as he pulled out his nicer clothes and began getting dressed.
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Astien poked through his clothes, and managed to scrounge an acceptable outfit together. "Alrighty then. How do I look?"

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"You look fantastic," Marius said as he kissed Astien's lips. "Shall we get going? What are you in the mood to eat?"
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"Hmm… I'm craving meat. Lets get steak."

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"Steak sounds great." Marius held the door open for Astien. "You boys stay out of trouble now!"
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"If we come back and find this inn on fire, we're making you pay for it!" Astien called.

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"Got it," Cormac called back.

Marius chuckled and walked with Astien to a nearby restaurant. "Two please." Marius pulled out a chair for Astien once they were brought to a table.
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Astien gently lowered himself into the chair. "And they say there are no good men left." He chuckled.

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Marius chuckled and pushed the chair closer to the table before taking his seat. "Most of the good men are already married."
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