07-13-2014, 02:00 AM
"As long as it takes, I'm afraid." he sighed. "I need some important information from him. I just can't take off without it." Astien perked up as he saw someone approach. "Fortunately, here he comes now."
An elf casually swaggered over to the group, grinning, though not paying much attention as he twirled a dagger in his hand. As he drew closer, he put his hands up in mock defense. "I know, I know, I'm late. Well, you're not my only appointment you knooooooooooooooooooly shit you're pregnant and not tiny pregnant you're huge like hugely fucking pregnant what the shit why didn't you tell me holy shit you could pop at any fucking second." He stopped twirling his dagger as his mouth dropped and his eyes bugged out. Astien blushed and cradled his belly, looking at the ground as he hefted himself to his feet. "Well... everyone, this is I'Karis."
An elf casually swaggered over to the group, grinning, though not paying much attention as he twirled a dagger in his hand. As he drew closer, he put his hands up in mock defense. "I know, I know, I'm late. Well, you're not my only appointment you knooooooooooooooooooly shit you're pregnant and not tiny pregnant you're huge like hugely fucking pregnant what the shit why didn't you tell me holy shit you could pop at any fucking second." He stopped twirling his dagger as his mouth dropped and his eyes bugged out. Astien blushed and cradled his belly, looking at the ground as he hefted himself to his feet. "Well... everyone, this is I'Karis."
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