07-14-2014, 03:06 AM
I'Karis looked at the confused look on Darol's face, and grinned. "Like I said, friend, you're 'iffy' too." He turned back to Astien. "Well, if that's everything, I suppose I have no other business here. But before I go, dear, dear Astien... How about I take you for a nice roll in the hay?"
Astien's stuttered as his face turned an incredible shade of red. "Wait, what?!" Again, the elf laughed.
"Come on! You said you weren't tied to any of these guys, so why not? Aren't pregnant people supposed to be horny anyway?" He sashayed to the pregnant man while he was too stunned to respond. "Besides, you look really ,REALLY hot right now."
Astien buried his face in his hands and mumbled. "Please tell me you aren't serious."
The elf kept laughing. "Only if you say no, friend."
Astien's stuttered as his face turned an incredible shade of red. "Wait, what?!" Again, the elf laughed.
"Come on! You said you weren't tied to any of these guys, so why not? Aren't pregnant people supposed to be horny anyway?" He sashayed to the pregnant man while he was too stunned to respond. "Besides, you look really ,REALLY hot right now."
Astien buried his face in his hands and mumbled. "Please tell me you aren't serious."
The elf kept laughing. "Only if you say no, friend."
I'm just here for a laugh
