07-20-2014, 07:30 PM
Two attendants came into the room, carrying lotions, salts, and even an ice bucket with wine. "Could I have a massage?" Astien asked. One of them nodded, and set to the task with an ample amount of lavender scented lotions.
"Can I interest either of you gentlemen in some wine?" The other asked. Astien placed his hands on his belly and simply raised his eyebrow at the man, as though to ask if he was serious. "Er," he turned to Cormac. "Could I interest YOU in some fine wine?"
"Can I interest either of you gentlemen in some wine?" The other asked. Astien placed his hands on his belly and simply raised his eyebrow at the man, as though to ask if he was serious. "Er," he turned to Cormac. "Could I interest YOU in some fine wine?"
I'm just here for a laugh