07-21-2014, 04:29 AM
"Ha, ha ha, y-yeah, s-so much for- ah, SHIT! Oh, please don't tell me these are more Braxton hicks." Astien leaned on the bed to lift himself to his feet, and walked over to the table. "Where's a light? I might be up all night writing- Ah! Ow!" Astien looked down at his belly. "Will you please just settle down, little one? I have a lot of work now!"
I'm just here for a laugh