07-22-2014, 03:40 AM
"All travelers have dealt with harpies at one point or another. Harpies are wild, erratic, crude and brutish in their attempts to capture. Vampires are cunning. Vampires are quick and clever. Vampires can adapt their plans. Thankfully, the road to Dragonperch does not pass through feral vampire lands. You can take comfort it this."
I'm just here for a laugh