An Odd Story of Man and Magic. A fantasy RP. (FINISHED)

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Thorne smiled, and began reciting the facts as dramatically as he could. Practically singing. "Five feet high and three feet wide, no one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived. It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side. It's the Ultimate Sandwich. The ULTIMATE Sandwich." he turned away. "Its taste could drive a lesser man insane. It's served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains. It was made by a demon in his kitchen of PAIN. It's the Ultimate Sandwich. The ULTIMATE Sandwich."