07-31-2014, 01:22 AM
"I appreciate the offer, Wyn, but I don't think it's something any of us could make anything for..." He looked at his belly sadly.
"Who said you had to choose between anything?" The Strange Man asked. "I wasn't aware one of them was holding a gun to- oh wait, this realm doesn't have guns. I wasn't aware one of them was threatening to chop the other into little bitty pieces. That fellow hasn't been doing too good for a while now. Perhaps what he needs is a moment alone. Or perhaps what he needs is to be smothered in love." He sipped his tea. "Or with a pillow."
"Who said you had to choose between anything?" The Strange Man asked. "I wasn't aware one of them was holding a gun to- oh wait, this realm doesn't have guns. I wasn't aware one of them was threatening to chop the other into little bitty pieces. That fellow hasn't been doing too good for a while now. Perhaps what he needs is a moment alone. Or perhaps what he needs is to be smothered in love." He sipped his tea. "Or with a pillow."
I'm just here for a laugh
