08-01-2014, 04:04 PM
Astien places his hands on his belly and rubbed it soothingly. "Well, then I guess you know that my pregnancy is very atypical. I pretty much blew up in a week." He chuckled. "I mean, I knew I was pregnant the very second it happened. It didn't exactly happen the normal way, you see. But the first day, I felt nauseous and was throwing up. That's normal, of course. But the second day, I noticed I was a bit rounder. I was going through months in days. Obviously, that wouldn't happen with a normal pregnancy." He paused as his eyes went wide. H quickly turned toward Wyn. "Please tell me you and Cormac have been using protection."
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