08-09-2014, 04:40 AM
Astien walked down the frozen streets, until, he happened to come across I'Karis, perched upon a roof, keeping a watch on... Something. "Hello I'Karis." Astien called.
"Hello, Astien." The elf grumbled. "What do you want? I'm busy."
"I was trying to find Heceril. I'm hoping he could look me over." Astien realized too late the innuendo he'd left himself open to, but I'Karis didn't take it.
"Ugh, I don't know. What do I look like, his baby sitter?"
"You are partners. And friends."
The elf groaned. "There's a hookah lounge and bar on tenth and main, try there, or the temple."
"Thank you, I'Karis." As he turned to leave, he stopped and spoke again. "You know, I wasn't expecting you to pass up a chance to harass me."
I'Karis practically growled. "Astien, I'm working here. If you want an offer for sex or blowjobs, find me tomorrow. Now get lost!"
Astien shrugged as he turned and walked away. Time to find a hookah lounge.
"Hello, Astien." The elf grumbled. "What do you want? I'm busy."
"I was trying to find Heceril. I'm hoping he could look me over." Astien realized too late the innuendo he'd left himself open to, but I'Karis didn't take it.
"Ugh, I don't know. What do I look like, his baby sitter?"
"You are partners. And friends."
The elf groaned. "There's a hookah lounge and bar on tenth and main, try there, or the temple."
"Thank you, I'Karis." As he turned to leave, he stopped and spoke again. "You know, I wasn't expecting you to pass up a chance to harass me."
I'Karis practically growled. "Astien, I'm working here. If you want an offer for sex or blowjobs, find me tomorrow. Now get lost!"
Astien shrugged as he turned and walked away. Time to find a hookah lounge.
I'm just here for a laugh
