08-16-2014, 01:42 AM
"There's a lady at the academy, works in the library. She won't loan out the rarer books to anyone, instructors included, until they do something for her. I heard that one of my colleagues had to give her oral for a book on the hereditary traits of magic." He blushed and chuckled. "She told me it smelled like fish. Without even thinking I asked 'salmon or tuna?'" Astien squeaked.
I'm just here for a laugh