08-17-2014, 04:44 AM
"Sir, I'm obliged to tell you that this establishment holds no liability-"
"Yeah yeah, he know, he knows, just bring him the thing!" Delas chirped, practically bouncing in his seat. The waiter sighed and turned to Astien.
"And what will you be drinking today, sir?"
Dumbfounded by the question, having assumed that the waiter could see, Astien was silent. Sitting toward the outside of the booth, he swung his legs out so the waiter could have a better view, and he gear urges to his largeness. The waiter, unfortunately, seemed a bit slow.
"I take it that's a yes…?"
Astien pinched the bridge of his nose. "I'm pregnant." He said.
"So that's a maybe…?"
"Yeah yeah, he know, he knows, just bring him the thing!" Delas chirped, practically bouncing in his seat. The waiter sighed and turned to Astien.
"And what will you be drinking today, sir?"
Dumbfounded by the question, having assumed that the waiter could see, Astien was silent. Sitting toward the outside of the booth, he swung his legs out so the waiter could have a better view, and he gear urges to his largeness. The waiter, unfortunately, seemed a bit slow.
"I take it that's a yes…?"
Astien pinched the bridge of his nose. "I'm pregnant." He said.
"So that's a maybe…?"
I'm just here for a laugh
