08-17-2014, 10:50 PM
"I'll just be impressed I they don't get hurricane shits after this."
Gulping milk and shoveling his ribs, Astien managed to stay ahead of Marius, despite his best efforts to catch him. Apparently, pregnancy had given him a second stomach.
"Competitor number one, you have fifteen minutes left to finish your food! Can he do it, folks?" The crowd cheered Marius on.
Gulping milk and shoveling his ribs, Astien managed to stay ahead of Marius, despite his best efforts to catch him. Apparently, pregnancy had given him a second stomach.
"Competitor number one, you have fifteen minutes left to finish your food! Can he do it, folks?" The crowd cheered Marius on.
I'm just here for a laugh