08-18-2014, 03:16 AM
"Let's see. No, no, that's not it, wrong type of rash, ew... Here we go!" He pulled a tin off the shelves. "This should do it." He decided he also needed some more cream for his stretch marks, so Astien decided to browse the store a bit longer. Delas just sat in the corner. Apparently he had been looking for something that could change him into an elf.
"You know what? It doesn't matter if he's gay. I'm gonna marry him anyway."
"No, I'm gonna marry him!"
"He likes me better!"
"I'd make a way better wife!"
"You know what? It doesn't matter if he's gay. I'm gonna marry him anyway."
"No, I'm gonna marry him!"
"He likes me better!"
"I'd make a way better wife!"
I'm just here for a laugh