10-15-2014, 02:17 AM
"I'm happy with the occaisional lay, thanks. Don't really see what all the fuss is about."
Finally, the taller elf arrived and stood before the others. "I'Karis, what are-"
"This is the big guy's family, and they invited us to eat with them. It would be rude to say no, wouldn't you agree? Kick off your boots, relax with us."
"Aren't you hot in all that black leather?" Delas asked. "And it's all so tight! Is it painted on? Take it off, I'm hot just looking at you!"
Finally, the taller elf arrived and stood before the others. "I'Karis, what are-"
"This is the big guy's family, and they invited us to eat with them. It would be rude to say no, wouldn't you agree? Kick off your boots, relax with us."
"Aren't you hot in all that black leather?" Delas asked. "And it's all so tight! Is it painted on? Take it off, I'm hot just looking at you!"
I'm just here for a laugh