10-15-2014, 04:25 AM
"Go for all of it. Once that kid pops out, you can say goodbye to your sexual freedom.
"Don't be so cynical, I'Karis." Astien chided. "We can still do plenty of sexual things once the baby gets here."
"Yeah, but not like you can do now." The elf pointed out. "You have to wait 'til junior falls asleep, and even then you won't be able to really enjoy it, cuz you'll be wondering 'what if he walks in on us, is he coming down the hall right now?'"
"Don't be so cynical, I'Karis." Astien chided. "We can still do plenty of sexual things once the baby gets here."
"Yeah, but not like you can do now." The elf pointed out. "You have to wait 'til junior falls asleep, and even then you won't be able to really enjoy it, cuz you'll be wondering 'what if he walks in on us, is he coming down the hall right now?'"
I'm just here for a laugh