10-18-2014, 03:15 AM
The priest cleared his throat to speak again. "Now that this couple has exchanged their vows of everlasting love, let us perform the rest of this ceremony. Astien and Marius, please turn and face me." Astien and Marius turned, and the priest brought forward a table full of various items. First, he held up a mirror. "A good marriage is not based on hoe one looks. One that is will inevitably fail, for even the most beatiful rose will wilt and fade. Take this mirror and break it upon the ground. Show us, and yourselves, that this marriage is not based upon your looks, and that even when you're both old and wilting roses, your love will be just as strong and will burn just as bright as it does today."
I'm just here for a laugh