10-26-2014, 05:07 AM
"Okay, let's go." Astien waddled after Marius, and they eventually came across two mermen and an octoman playing with their clothes.
"How can humans wear these... these things?"
"I think those are called pants."
"Well they're stupid!"
"I can almost get two of my tentacles into the leg holes of this one..."
"This shirt is huge! That guy must be carrying four babies!"
"I think land-dwellers have babies that are bigger than ours."
"It's still huge!"
"These things that were on the inside of their pants smell awful."
"What are those for?"
"I dunno. To carry their genitals? Theirs don't retract into their bodies, you know."
"Poor them."
"How can humans wear these... these things?"
"I think those are called pants."
"Well they're stupid!"
"I can almost get two of my tentacles into the leg holes of this one..."
"This shirt is huge! That guy must be carrying four babies!"
"I think land-dwellers have babies that are bigger than ours."
"It's still huge!"
"These things that were on the inside of their pants smell awful."
"What are those for?"
"I dunno. To carry their genitals? Theirs don't retract into their bodies, you know."
"Poor them."
I'm just here for a laugh